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Every episode of The Witcher is like
Geralt: Okay this time I’m not getting involved and I’m not killing anyone.
Five minutes later:
# i watch the witcher on netflix for the plot
Just be yourself.
Today, @lilabeanz dared to ask the question, “What would life be like if our favorite Harry Potter characters had YouTube channels?” As these illos prove, the answer is, “HOW CAN WE MAKE THIS HAPPEN IMMEDIATELY, WHO CAN SET UP WIFI AT HOGWARTS, AND WHY DIDN’T WE EVER THINK OF THE WORD ‘GRYFFINDORKS’ BEFORE.”
I don’t understand why people hate puns, they’re language taken and twisted and wielded to create a special brand of humour; they’re the result of thousands of years of language evolution and combined with the finest wit, and resulting in an universal reaction of laughter and groaning ; in a way it’s a form of magic, if you consider magic as the power of words on the world.
You could even say it’s
wit craft
circe offering the cup to ulysses - john william waterhouse / florence welch, hbhbhb tour
Slay me the fuck down


